The Utterances of a Peculiar Mindset

1. Dinesh's First Law:
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

2. Dinesh's Second Law:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

3. Dinesh's Third Law:
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

4. Dinesh's Fourth Law:
If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then one woodpecker could destroy all of civilization.

5. Dinesh's Fifth Law:
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

6. Dinesh's Sixth Law:
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure.

7. Dinesh's Seventh Law:
All great discoveries are made by mistake.

8. Dinesh's Eight Law:
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

9. Dinesh's Ninth Law:
A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.

10. Dinesh's Tenth Law:
The first myth of management is that it exists.

11. Dinesh's Eleventh Law:
A fatal error will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

12. Dinesh's Twelfth Law:
New systems generate new problems.

13. Dinesh's Final Law:
All's well that ends.

Saw this image on Ritesh's blog.
It's really great.....

New DCH:
Here Are Some New and Improved Dil Chahta Hai Lyrics
Enjoy Them.

1) DIL CHAHTA HAI
Kabhi Naa Aayen KT ke Din,
Pass Ho Jaye Hum ,
Copying ke Bin

Din Din Bhar Ho ,
Lectures Ki Baatein,
Assignments Mein Beete ,
Saari Raate,

Busy Ho Kar Bhool Jaye Yeh Jahan,
IT Revive Ho Jaye Aur Aane Lage Ladkiyan .......
DIL CHAHTA Hai

Aisa Ajab Ye Course Hai,
Dekho Toh Har Koi KT Se Suffer Hai,
Humko Jaana Kidhar Hai? US? Bngalore? Ya Ulhasnagar?
OH Oh oh ooooooo ......

2) WOH PEON HAI KAHAN
Jise Dhoondta Hu Main , Har Ghadi,
Jo Kabhi Mujhe Hai Nahi Mile,
Jispe Kar Sakoon Main Yakein,
WOH PEON HAI KAHAN?

Jise Meri Attendance Ka Dhyan Ho,
Questions Papers Ka Bhi Gyaan Ho,
PRINCI Se Bhi Pehchaan Ho,
WOH PEON HAI KAHAN ?????

3)DIL CHAHTA HAI (Reprise)
Sar Khaata Hai,
Principal Apna Poore Hi Din,
Sar Khaata Hai,
Bhashan Deta Hai Kaaran Ke Bin,

Din Din Bhar Woh Maarta Hai Round,
Kabhi LCR , Kabhi College Ground,
Hum Chuppe Woh Milta Hai Vahan,
Na Jaane Bhatakta Woh Mil Jaaye Kahan.....
Sar Khaata Hai

4)JAANE KYON
JAANE KYON Log Attend Karte Hain... JAANE KYON,
Lectures Attend Karne Mein Rakha Kya Hai,
Class Mein Jo Baithe Woh Tanha Hai,
Baaju Mein Jaane Ko Canteen Hai
TP Karne Ke Liye Library Aur Gym Hai.
Log Chupp Chupp Ke Proxy Dete Hain,
JAANE KYON Aap He Yu Darte Hain,
JAANE KYON .......

5) KOI KAHE
KOI KAHE , Kahta Rahe Professors Ka Kaam Hai Pakana,
Princi Ke Saamne , Kabhi Nahi Ban Ne Ka Shaana,
Jab Class Hai Time Pass Hai,
Phir Kis Liye Karna Assignment,
College Mein Baithana To Hai Ek Punishment,
Bill Gates College - Nahin Gaya Hai
Dhiru Bhai Bhi - Nahin Gaya Hai
Tum Bhi Kabhi Mat Jao

Prof Bhadke - Bhadkane Do,
Black List Nikle - Nikal ne Do
Na Ghabrao Students Naya


Source: Kedar Bhave's Forwards

Recently I had been to Vasota alias Vyghragad on 26,27,28 Feb. This trek was organized by MIT NCC TROOP mostly for enjoyment purpose, unlike my last trek of Harishchandragad which was for clean-up purpose. Still, I continued my clean-up process on this fort also.

However, this fort didn't offer me anything to clean except some garbage thrown by my own fellow mates. The lamp which gives light to the world can't brighten the area exactly below it. Same was the thing here. The point to discuss is, before telling the world to keep the historical places clean, we have to teach it to our own friends. And worst thing these friends of mine gave me WTF look when I asked them to keep the place clean. If the so called trekkers and literate people will behave this way, should we expect any better from the illiterate ones?
This was a 3 days, 2 nights trek. Our night stay was at Bamnoli village. Various cultural events were carried out in the beautiful surroundings of Koyna backwaters. However, care was taken that the enjoyment doesn't disturb the local people.

Situated on the western edge of Satara district, this old warrior offers one of the most thrilling trek in the Sahyadri as far as trekking through forestation is concerned. Dense forest all the way through, panoramic view of the Shivsagar lake in the east and Konkan on the west, wonderful cave at Nageshwar for a stay, makes this a fort of special interest for amateur trekkers.
Though not too much of remnants are present on Vasota, the view of Koyna backwaters on one side and Kokan on the other side is quite satisfying. The Mahadev temple at the top can also be used as shelter for a small group of 5-6 people. One can also check out the Babu Kada and old Vasota.
Dense forest is really a thrilling but enjoyable experience. Take care of being in a group all the time! Anyhow try to reach Vasota in a day time. If one wishes to have a stay at Nageshwar (which is most preferred), then leave Vasota by 3 pm. max, because the forest on the way to Nageshwar is still denser. Way to Nageshwar goes to the right, just about 10-15 min before the top of Vasota. Water cistern at Nageshwar is situated to the right (on about 5 min distance), just before the steps to the cave.

These days, forest department doesn't allow to have night halt on the Vasota side or Met Indavali village. So, Bamnoli is ideal spot for night stay. An amount of 20/- is charged for entering the forests of Vasota. Also, 75/- for each launch is charged by the forest department.

Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key,

Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house,

Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in NHERITANCE,

Never love a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS,

Never Love a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never love a ASP girl,she Always Satisfies People.

Never love a UNIX girl,she always dump u with a core,

Never love a PASCAL girlshe always scolds u as rascal,

Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better love a girl not belongs to SOFTWARE FAMILY.....