The Utterances of a Peculiar Mindset

New DCH:
Here Are Some New and Improved Dil Chahta Hai Lyrics
Enjoy Them.

1) DIL CHAHTA HAI
Kabhi Naa Aayen KT ke Din,
Pass Ho Jaye Hum ,
Copying ke Bin

Din Din Bhar Ho ,
Lectures Ki Baatein,
Assignments Mein Beete ,
Saari Raate,

Busy Ho Kar Bhool Jaye Yeh Jahan,
IT Revive Ho Jaye Aur Aane Lage Ladkiyan .......
DIL CHAHTA Hai

Aisa Ajab Ye Course Hai,
Dekho Toh Har Koi KT Se Suffer Hai,
Humko Jaana Kidhar Hai? US? Bngalore? Ya Ulhasnagar?
OH Oh oh ooooooo ......

2) WOH PEON HAI KAHAN
Jise Dhoondta Hu Main , Har Ghadi,
Jo Kabhi Mujhe Hai Nahi Mile,
Jispe Kar Sakoon Main Yakein,
WOH PEON HAI KAHAN?

Jise Meri Attendance Ka Dhyan Ho,
Questions Papers Ka Bhi Gyaan Ho,
PRINCI Se Bhi Pehchaan Ho,
WOH PEON HAI KAHAN ?????

3)DIL CHAHTA HAI (Reprise)
Sar Khaata Hai,
Principal Apna Poore Hi Din,
Sar Khaata Hai,
Bhashan Deta Hai Kaaran Ke Bin,

Din Din Bhar Woh Maarta Hai Round,
Kabhi LCR , Kabhi College Ground,
Hum Chuppe Woh Milta Hai Vahan,
Na Jaane Bhatakta Woh Mil Jaaye Kahan.....
Sar Khaata Hai

4)JAANE KYON
JAANE KYON Log Attend Karte Hain... JAANE KYON,
Lectures Attend Karne Mein Rakha Kya Hai,
Class Mein Jo Baithe Woh Tanha Hai,
Baaju Mein Jaane Ko Canteen Hai
TP Karne Ke Liye Library Aur Gym Hai.
Log Chupp Chupp Ke Proxy Dete Hain,
JAANE KYON Aap He Yu Darte Hain,
JAANE KYON .......

5) KOI KAHE
KOI KAHE , Kahta Rahe Professors Ka Kaam Hai Pakana,
Princi Ke Saamne , Kabhi Nahi Ban Ne Ka Shaana,
Jab Class Hai Time Pass Hai,
Phir Kis Liye Karna Assignment,
College Mein Baithana To Hai Ek Punishment,
Bill Gates College - Nahin Gaya Hai
Dhiru Bhai Bhi - Nahin Gaya Hai
Tum Bhi Kabhi Mat Jao

Prof Bhadke - Bhadkane Do,
Black List Nikle - Nikal ne Do
Na Ghabrao Students Naya


Source: Kedar Bhave's Forwards