The Utterances of a Peculiar Mindset

Strange title, isn't it? But its true. These days Gods have started a new duty. Of monitoring e-mails. I will explain you how..
Way back in 2000 when I started using internet, I had received a mail containing Snap of the idol from Tirupati temple. A note was attached to it as "This is very rare and blessed image. If you forward this to 10-15 people, you will have good luck for next 15 years." I wasn't having enough online friends that time so I didn't forward it to anyone. But I was just wondering who exactly monitors to check how many people you send it to? Probably Lord Venkatesha himself. Its getting overcrowded in Tirupati so probably the Lord wanted a new place to live and new work to do. So he decided to occupy some space in the virtual world and started monitoring the mails. Better than satisfying the requests from devotees (which range from "Oh God, please bless me with 1000 crore rupees" to "Lord Venkatesha, please send some hot babe as my wife").
Few days later, I received similar mail with Sai Baba's image. Ya.. Shirdi is getting equally crowded as Tirupati. Its obvious that Sai Baba also needs a new place.
But then, the flow started coming in. Sometimes Krishna, sometimes Rama, sometimes Durga and sometimes Ganesha. And it didn't stopped there. The mails like Tibetian Mantra by Dalai Lama, Blessed Flowers, Blessed photo of Jesus, the Blessed mantra from Kuran, and what not..!!!
And each of them has the same ending. Send this to minimum of 10 people else you will have bad luck for 10 years. And then there are few lame examples to prove that this is true. Foolish attempt you know..!!!

But finally there is one real of these chains. If you won't refer this blog to 10 people, your thumb will get injured while typing SMS...!!! And this is very serious. Don't take it lightly. Mr. Mruduaiyyar Peregullamma Athrvashekhara Chinmayananda Swamy from Madurai neglected this. Well, he didn't get his thumb injured. But his cat was hit badly by the street rat running through his house. Mr. Kartar Singh from Ludhiana laughed on this post when he read this. Well he too didn't got his thumb injured. But next day only, 5 of his hairs fell down while having bath. So you can see, though it doesn't achieve its desired effect, it surely does something.. So Be aware. Don't take risk..

If you refer this blog to 15 or more friends, do you expect some good luck in return? Forget it..! I'm not the God. All I can provide in return is some quality reading to those 15 friends you have referred.