Never Mess with Women

Monday, November 28, 2005

Allen wrote to his wife

Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart

Your husband
Allen


His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart
Adonis


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Dinesh Soni
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- Dinesh Finally completed this scribble at 3:10 PM  

4 people thought of commenting on this:

New template huh??? Hima likes it.

Anonymous said...
Monday, 28 November, 2005  

Lol... funny.

Neat blog dinesh.

Paperslut said...
Monday, 28 November, 2005  

@ Hima
Thanx for appreciation.. Your latest template is really very great..
It was great to know you are back to blogging..

Dinesh said...
Tuesday, 29 November, 2005  

@Wonderwall,
Thanks for appreciation..

Dinesh said...
Tuesday, 29 November, 2005  

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