Some jokes about S/W engineers
Friday, April 22, 2005
Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by
Value or pass by reference.
PS : ???!!!
Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a
Software engineer...
Somu : how do u say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
Ramu : I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must
Be a farmer before ...
Somu : How do u know...?
Ramu : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!
Computer : Please sit over the hard disk to compress the files!
Computer : please pour Engine oil in the floppy drive to enhance the
Performance of Search Engine.
Ramu : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?
Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram" is
New kind of RAM in the market!
Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
Somu : How do u say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabian Sea.
Ramu : Hey.... what’s time now?
Somu : System time or local time...??
Ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
Somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike.. Check out!
Ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. What’s this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?
Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
Geetha : I think that SW Engg is very naive..
Seetha : how do u say that?
Geetha : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!
Ramesh : Hey.. U know.. Microsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got everything...
The Developer Studio can really do magic...
Umesh : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?
Ramu : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a cloth?
Somu : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. that’s why?
Babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is compatible with
computer... but its audio portion is not at all working :-
Gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???
Vani : We have shifted our home to Pune now..
Soni : right shift or left shift??
Kannamma : do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?
Ponnamma : u mean recipe..?
Ramu : Somu, I am going to file a case against my landlord yaar. He's harassing me too much.
Somu : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case?
Vanish : Hey.. why is that sardaarji inserting a cover into the floppy drive?
Bull : He wants to send an e-mail it seems! (E-mail == Empty mail)
