The Utterances of a Peculiar Mindset

After a long time, today i'll be going home, Latur.
So, guys don't expect me to update my blog for 10 more days.
Thanks for reading my blog and do keep visiting again and again and again and........
Well, you understood na?

Bill Gates passes away and goes up to heaven where he is met by God.

"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows.

"I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you
decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!"

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."

God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.

It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.

Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

"Oh THAT?" said God.
"That was the Screen Saver."



Source:- Friend's forward

Today, when I bought a copy of JAM as usual and started reading it, I had seldom idea that it had a sweet surprise for me.
My first article was there in the magazine. It was an information about the new year trek K2 organised by tekdi on Kulanggad and Kalsubai.
This article has given me extra boost to send more and more articles to this magazine. Anyone there to wish me congrats or All the best for future articles ? ? ?

A guy dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil was a I.T engineer, so he swipes the card, comes in, checks his mails and then goes to the cafeteria..."

It is Rohan’s Birthday today and we (Rohan, Somesh and me) celebrated it in a very different way, having a trek from Katraj to Sinhagad. It was a quite fantastic experience.
We took off from Katraj Tunnel at 10:30 pm and reached Sinhagad at 5:30 am, missing the way a number of times, running out of batteries couple of times. After we crossed a hill, fort seemed to be behind next one and every time it made us wait.
The taste of tea and Kandebhaje after the tiresome trek was just marvelous. And not to mention the Dahi we enjoyed there.
Overall, it was an experience never to forget.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROHAN.