The Utterances of a Peculiar Mindset

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception.
A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American." replied Gita. "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?""I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks Gita why she is an Indian. "Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too." The teacher is now angry.

"That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what you would be then?"A pause and a smile.

"Then" says Gita, "I'd be an American."

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Friends of women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that.

Friends of men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them..