Bush the Hero

Bush becomes a HERO, he then has a postage stamp issued with his picture on it. He also makes sure it is the best quality stamp ever made.

The stamps are designed, printed, and released. Bush is very pleased.

Within a few days, there are complaints that the stamp does not stick, and Bush is
infuriated when he hears of this.

He calls in his team of experts to investigate the matter.

The team conducts a detailed study of the matter and produces a report.

The report concludes, "There is no problem with the quality of the stamp, the problem is that people are spitting on the wrong side."