Long time

Friday, March 24, 2006

Had been long time when I actually put up something except these forwards..
Had been really busy with projects and all. Tomorrow, annual event of our department, IntechXication will start. And I'm putting up my project for Intracollege project competition. Though I haven't completed whole of the project, I will put it up.

So guys, you can wish me all the best..

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MBA and Engineer

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"

The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks:
"Practically...it tells me that someone has stolen our tent".


Sorce: Friend's forward

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Summer of 69 - Desi Version

Monday, March 20, 2006

I had my first real six rupees,
stole it from my father's pants.
went to a madrasi hotel,
to eat the sambhar of 69.
Me and some kadke dost,

had it all and we caught bukhaar,
jimy puked, joey got ulcers,
and Bagga ne maari dakar.

Oh when I went back there now,
the food was as stale as ever,
and though it was 1999,
still the sambhar was being served over there,

that was the worst food of my life.

Therez no use in complaining,
when you got no other place to eat,
rushed in the evening to the doctors clinic, but he too was at the toilet seat, yeah

standing there waiting outside,
nurse told me I will wait forever,
oh and when I held my breath,
I knew that I had to use that loo there
That was the worst food of my life.

Back to the sambhar of 69.

Man I was getting killed,
I was full and restless,
I needed to unwind,
I guess nothing can wait forever - FOREVER... NO!!!!

And now the dhabas are changing

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Difference between a girl and boy

Friday, March 17, 2006


If a girl laughs,
She is a jolly person.
If a boy laughs,
He is mannerless.

If a girl talks,
She is witty,
If a boy talks,
He is a chatter-box.

If a girl loves silence,
She is serious.
If a boy loves silence,
He is dull.

If a girl looks at a man,
She gives a glare.
If a boy looks at girl,
He gives a stare.

If a girl wears unique dress,
It is a fashion.
If a boy does so,
He is a joker.

If a girl group moves 2gether,
They join a company.
If a boy group moves 2gether,
It becomes a gang.

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Best use of Old PC's

Saturday, March 11, 2006

You have old PC's? Take this as an example of best use of old PC's..

























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Rajgad

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Top view of RajgadRajgad Known for its confusing routes. It is said that whoever visits this fort, have to lose the track atleast once. I've experienced this twice.
Here is account of my first visit. In second attempt, I completed this fort. (View snaps).

Now, we arranged a trek to this fort from 4th to 6th March, 06. I was the one who was knowing complete fort and entry to this legendary monument. However, due to some physical problem, I had to quit midway. Others could not find the entrance.
Anyways, we enjoyed the three days. We stayed in Male village on the banks of Ghatghar dam. We had lot of sports, adventure activities and cultural activites. First time in life, I did Monkey Crawling, I had Cadets' punishment, I did obstacle run, I did "No touch Navigation... All was too much fun.

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Gmail is not best

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Gmail has pagerank 9/10
Google doesn't think Gmail is best and that's why Gmail has got a pagerank of 9. Above image is proof of the same.

Don't know what is pagerank? Check out this.

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